My Five #352

It’s a filthy My Five this week. Google is playing dirty, M&S is told to clean up its language, and Pornhub launches a campaign to stop plastic waste.

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Five things worth sharing from the last week or so, brought to you by a different member of the Browser Media team every Friday.

This week’s My Five is by Vic.

1. Google in trouble with the EU (again)

Google has long been the most popular search engine globally, and it’s been using that clout to find new ways to line its own pockets more and more frequently. But the EU is having none of it, and has repeatedly fined Google for unfair advertising practices that crush the competition.

The most recent court case relates to Google job search, which has been dominating search results for some time, pushing job boards and local recruiters down the page.


While currently free to use, it acts as an aggregator of vacant positions on other job sites, so there is a chance that in the future, Google may choose to monetise this, as they did yonks ago with Google Shopping, and more recently with Google Hotel Ads.

2. Oversharing with Instagram

It’s been reported that Instagram has been testing a Snapchat-style messaging app called Threads.

Designed to work with the Close Friends list feature, Threads will share your status, location, speed, and battery life along with standard messaging features.

While this could be helpful if your friends are always running late, or if you’ve been worried about someone’s wellbeing, there is a dark side to the application of these new features. Seeing someone has seen a message, has battery, and is at home but still hasn’t responded could stoke paranoia among the more insecure among us. It could also be used as a mechanism for abusive partners to control their significant others by being able to constantly keep tabs on them, using the data as ‘evidence’ to challenge them if they weren’t exactly where they say they would be at a specific time. Scary stuff.

3. Making Instagram influencer selfies even more cut and paste

Let’s be honest, most of us have banged up a decent looking photo of us on Instagram to get some sweet likes, and with it, a bit of a confidence boost. Heck, we’ve probably staged a few, particularly if we’ve been in a location worth bragging about.

Lots of Instagram influencers use the same backdrops over and over again (in some cases majorly effing up mother nature or previously quiet communities in the process). So it may have come as no surprise that Selfie Factory is now a thing.

Selfie Factory Bluewater

According to the BBC, for a mere tenner, you can book two hours to pose and snap away in pre-made sets within Selfie Factory. Your photos can finally look EXACTLY like everyone else’s! Yay!

On the plus side, maybe people will stop flocking to places they’ve seen on an influencer’s feed to get an identical shot now that it can be emulated in a warehouse, so swings and roundabouts, I guess.

4. Porn star too sexy for M&S

When you look at a cocktail menu, do the naughty names conjure up literal images of what the drink is based on?

Well, when it comes to the Porn Star Martini, M&S has been forced to change the name of the famous tipple in its stores to something less sexy (in case people think that drinking one instantly turns them into someone with sexual prowess they can only dream of?).

The drink will now be known as simply a ‘Passion Star Martini’ after a single member of the public complained due to the fact it “contravenes the Portman Code” in that it breached section 3.2d in which an alcoholic product “suggests any association with sexual activity or sexual success”. Additionally, “the complainant expressed concern that the product used the words Porn Star, which links the alcoholic product to sexual success, because “porn stars” are idolised as people who have sexual success and are paid for doing so.”

Oh hang on, so maybe they *did* think that drinking it would give them a boost in the bedroom?

Not being funny, but are there not bigger fish to fry than getting the name of a drink in a single supermarket changed when you can still ask for one in pretty much any pub or bar? Priorities, people.

5. Pornhub ramps up the filth factor

Are you ready to watch ‘The Dirtiest Porn Ever’? Pornhub has got you covered.

But it’s not what you might think. Partnering with non-profit Ocean Polymers, the video features one of the platform’s top amateur couples getting down and dirty on an even dirtier beach.

Pornhub VP, Corey Price, explains why they’ve decided to support the initiative to remove plastic from our oceans.

“As of today, 12.7 million tons of plastic can be found within the depths of our oceans. What’s perhaps even more shocking, is that scientists predict that there will be more plastic than fish within our oceans in only 30 years.

Ocean pollution has grown to become one of the most significant global issues of our lifetime, and it’s only getting worse.

That’s why it’s imperative that we use our platform to raise awareness and inspire change – not just for the time being but for generations to come. We’re dirty here at Pornhub, but that doesn’t mean our beaches need to be.”

As someone pointed out in the comments on this Twitter thread (be warned – it gets real NSFW if you scroll too far), if you visit Pornhub via the Ecosia search engine, a tree will be planted, too.

Pornhub partnered with Ecosia back in 2014 to plant trees, as well as launching other campaigns to help save bees, pandas, whales, and boobs by donating to a breast cancer charity.

Who’d have thought that porn could save the world?

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